1. Good news: I’m growing my beard back.

    Bad news: it’s because I have an abscess on my neck.

  2. luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

    luvzi12:

    This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

    (via cooldogs)

  3. lastowka:

The bar has been raised, people. The only question is, do the Fruit Roll-ups still cause Frankenberry Stool?

Thanks to lastowka I got sucked into the wiki wormhole and learned more than anyone ever needs to know about breakfast cereals ever.

    lastowka:

    The bar has been raised, people. The only question is, do the Fruit Roll-ups still cause Frankenberry Stool?

    Thanks to lastowka I got sucked into the wiki wormhole and learned more than anyone ever needs to know about breakfast cereals ever.
  4. elbowintherim:

sinclairsolutions:

This is the exact moment I fell in love with Breaking Bad.

This scene man

    elbowintherim:

    sinclairsolutions:

    This is the exact moment I fell in love with Breaking Bad.

    This scene man

    (via thehaileymo)

  5. emogod420:

me as hell ready for fall

    emogod420:

    me as hell ready for fall

    (Source: pisssmoker, via yourkindofwoman)

  6. ironicfootjob:

David Lynch around 1966, when he was an art student at the PAFA

    ironicfootjob:

    David Lynch around 1966, when he was an art student at the PAFA

    (Source: thomeyorker, via auberginesheets)

  7. Things are happening!

  8. awwww-cute:

buddies
  9. anneboleyns:

    Rick O’Connell: a summary

    (via thehaileymo)

  10. Being a parent means drinking plenty of box wine, but remembering to stay hydrated.

    Gotta be responsible, kiddos.
  11. nightvalians:

    television at its finest

    (via menorahtheexplorer)

  12. My neighbors just stampede through the front door and stomp up the stairs like its cool but if I can’t get my three month old to take a nap I will not hesitate to murder you.